Rockhopper's story

I found rh again, he told us a story, heres how it went, YE WAS FLOATING THROUGH THE WATER ON YE MIGRATER, THEN THE WATER TURNED INTO QUICKSAND I WAS SINKING FAST, THE ONLY WAY YE COULD GET OUT OF THE QUICKSAND WAS RACE IT. BUT SHE WAS FASTER THAN THE QUICKSAND. AND YE GOT OUT OF IT. THIS BE THE FASTEST PIRATE AROUND. he now walks with his puffle too